Saturday, 23 February 2008

Actions performed on one GenitalDrive would be transmitted to the other. Based on the detailed specifications and FAQ pages

This site is so funny, I go there just for a laugh on a dull day. They are supposedly flogging sex aids for online nookie. You can buy a machine (his and hers versions) which hooks up to your pc (allegedly) and which you then use to have sex with online, as long as your cyber partner has the counterpart machine. Yes it's got a willy one and a *ahem* girlie one that men can put their willy into. Does it work? Haven't a clue - if it didn't cost nearly $500 I might buy it and try it! The site has all the trappings of a proper online shop - "secure ordering", credit card info, online ordering, t & c etc etc,Is this the ultimate toy for cyber-lovers everywhere? Well could be... They certainly make it sound like it anyway. The fu-fme (f you - f me) device is a rather scary looking attachment which slots into your spare drive bay on your PC tower unit to enable you to have virtual sex with a partner with the complementary device and an internet connection. There are two types - a male and a female one to complement the male and female genitalia. The idea is that you insert yourself into it or it into youself depending upon your gender and do what comes (un?)naturally and your partner can feel you actions on their complimentary device...so basically a sex toy where ...While their website hasn't been updated since 1999, the people at FUFME, Inc. promised to deliver a product that was "the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet". The idea was that you had GenitalDrive Model M (male) on one computer and a Model F (female) on another. Actions performed on one GenitalDrive would be transmitted to the other. Based on the detailed specifications and FAQ pages, they must have developed functioning prototypes before closing their operations. That, or it was all an elaborate hoax. If you were on the Internet in the 1990's, you most likely have heard of this product, so even as a hoax it deserves an honorable mention.

Feel free to print this out and bring it to bed with you



Of course you want a steamier sex life -- but there is more to it then candlelight and lingerie. There are actual tried-and-true methods for getting better stimulated and having the Big O. So, get ready for hotter sex with suggestions that will surprise and thrill your partner, from Deborah Sundahl, author of Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot. Feel free to print this out and bring it to bed with you. We doubt your partner will complain!Modified MissionaryYou've probably tried the standard missionary position before. But many women complain that they cannot achieve an orgasm with the man lying on top. This modified version should take things up a notch:Lie on your back and put your legs over your partner's shoulders. This is a good position if you need clitoral stimulation in order to orgasm, and it is a nice way to begin to experience building a G-spot orgasm. He'll have a lot of control over stimulating your G-spot, and you can play with your clitoris to have an orgasm.Mouth and Finger, Yum!Many women have an easier time achieving an orgasm through oral sex than with intercourse. And since we can only assume that your partner would love nothing more than to try new ways to please you -- walk him through the following exercise:
Ask your partner not to use the tongue as a vibrator on your clit, but to caress your clitoris, urethra and vaginal opening with lips and tongue. Slower is better, so you have time to absorb all the sensations and to remember to relax.When you feel aroused, ask him to insert a finger, ever so slowly, and rub your G-spot very slowly but firmly. Over time, your G-spot will become more easily aroused, and swollen, and less stimulation will be necessary to feel ready for orgasm.
The point of this exercise is to relax and allow the sensitivity and pleasure to grow and evolve by shifting your focus bit by bit from clitoris to G-spot, over many lovemaking sessions.

high heels improve a woman’s sex life


“This is wonderful news,” he said. “I’ve been hounded for years about how bad it is for posture, but I always thought it was contradictory. new study has found that wearing a pair of moderately high heels can tone the body, condition muscles and even improve a woman’s sex life without the need for onerous exercise sessions. Maria Cerruto, a urologist at the University of Verona who led the study, said she conducted her tests because she wished to tackle “bizarre” nonscientific theories blaming high heels for a range of ills, including schizophrenia. “As a woman who loves heeled shoes, I tried to find something healthy in them. In the end I achieved my goal. Heels affect pelvic floor activity, reducing pain and improving your health. We now hope to prove that wearing heels during daily activity may reduce the need for pelvic exercises.” High heels have been a fashion item since the 1600s but over the past 50 years they have been blamed for a variety of health problems ranging from bunions, stress fractures and knee pain to an increased risk of arthritis. Manolo Blahnik, whose high-heeled shoes were fetishised by Carrie Bradshaw, played by Sarah Jessica Parker in the American television series Sex and the City, welcomed the research.
“Until my mummy was 87 she was wearing 5in heels and she looked wonderful. She is my living example that heels are good for you.
“When you put on a high heel it makes life more exciting. In the 1980s it was all about power, but today it’s shifted; it’s about elegance. If you’re a woman, it’s a way to appeal to the male species, it’s a way to attract. And it works. I have men who tell me that heels have saved their marriage.
“I think there’s a limit, though. Anything over 11.5cm [4½in] is just too much. You can’t walk properly; it’s no longer elegant.” The research, to be reported in the journal European Urology, involved measuring electrical activity in the pelvic muscles of women when they held their feet at different angles. Cerruto studied 66 volunteers aged under 50. She discovered that women who held their feet at a 15-degree angle to the ground, the equivalent of a 7cm [2Çin] heel, showed up to 15% less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles. The results suggest the muscles are more relaxed when women wear higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract