Actions performed on one GenitalDrive would be transmitted to the other. Based on the detailed specifications and FAQ pages

This site is so funny, I go there just for a laugh on a dull day. They are supposedly flogging sex aids for online nookie. You can buy a machine (his and hers versions) which hooks up to your pc (allegedly) and which you then use to have sex with online, as long as your cyber partner has the counterpart machine. Yes it's got a willy one and a *ahem* girlie one that men can put their willy into. Does it work? Haven't a clue - if it didn't cost nearly $500 I might buy it and try it! The site has all the trappings of a proper online shop - "secure ordering", credit card info, online ordering, t & c etc etc,Is this the ultimate toy for cyber-lovers everywhere? Well could be... They certainly make it sound like it anyway. The fu-fme (f you - f me) device is a rather scary looking attachment which slots into your spare drive bay on your PC tower unit to enable you to have virtual sex with a partner with the complementary device and an internet connection. There are two types - a male and a female one to complement the male and female genitalia. The idea is that you insert yourself into it or it into youself depending upon your gender and do what comes (un?)naturally and your partner can feel you actions on their complimentary device...so basically a sex toy where ...While their website hasn't been updated since 1999, the people at FUFME, Inc. promised to deliver a product that was "the most complete remote sex solution for the Internet and corporate intranet". The idea was that you had GenitalDrive Model M (male) on one computer and a Model F (female) on another. Actions performed on one GenitalDrive would be transmitted to the other. Based on the detailed specifications and FAQ pages, they must have developed functioning prototypes before closing their operations. That, or it was all an elaborate hoax. If you were on the Internet in the 1990's, you most likely have heard of this product, so even as a hoax it deserves an honorable mention.